The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the power to fly in space

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to die

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!