The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to fly in space

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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Nothing

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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I'm a giant di

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!