- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

the ability to die on command

The power... to move you.

The power to control weather on Mars

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to reverse walk backwards.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

Pointless Super Powers