The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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Nothing

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!