The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!