- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to make water expire.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

Pointless Super Powers