- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to misspell

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to read your own mind

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to see oxygen.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

the power to catch em' all

The power to die at will

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

Pointless Super Powers