The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to die at will

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!