the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to always be at half mast.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!