- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to ejaculate at command

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power... to move you.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to create a pointless superpower

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to not finish your....

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

Pointless Super Powers