The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!