The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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Nothing

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!