- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power not to find what you are looking for.

The ability have sex with Betty White

the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

The power to be invisible if you're blind

The power to have cancer.

the ability to slap someone with your foot

The power to speak one language fluently.

the power to never get spam

the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

meh.

the power to listen to music when you have headphones

The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

The power of divide by zero... yourself

The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

The power to pee backwards.

power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

The power to fart snot

Diamond hard left nipple!

Menstrual blood bending!

Pointless Super Powers