The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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the power to never get spam

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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meh.

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The power to fart snot

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the ability to see fairy's

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!