the ability to have a useless ability.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the power to never get spam

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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meh.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to have cancer.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to fart snot

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!