the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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meh.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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the power to never get spam

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to fart snot

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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the ability to see fairy's

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!