- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to die at will

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

Pointless Super Powers