The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!