you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to fly in space

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to think of food

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!