- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die at will

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

the power to catch em' all

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power drown in water

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to make your nose blink.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

the power to fly in space

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to kill you self.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

Pointless Super Powers