- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to be born again

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to poop standing up

The ability to die instantly

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the power to misspell

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to see oxygen.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

Pointless Super Powers