The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to die

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!