The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!