The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the ability to levitate

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!