The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the ability to see through air

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to die

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!