The power of having two left hands.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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mint berry crunch

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to die

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power of hindsight

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!