- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to kill you self.

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power of having two left hands.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

mint berry crunch

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

the power to jizz money

Pointless Super Powers