The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to look TV

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!