- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

Power to make it rain sideways.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

Power to freeze ice.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

Pointless Super Powers