The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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power to fly when your underwater

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!