- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to get arrested

The power to see oxygen.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to only see glass.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to be asleep while in bed

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

Pointless Super Powers