The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!