Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to look TV

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!