- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to see through air

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to divide by 0

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

Pointless Super Powers