The power to break bones at will.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power of hindsight

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!