The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!