The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!