The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to get arrested

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!