The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to only see glass.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!