- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to die on command.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

Pointless Super Powers