The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to eat bread

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being black

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The power to look TV

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to think of food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!