The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to get married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!