- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

the power to eat bread

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to look TV

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

power to transform into a dick with legs

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

Pointless Super Powers