The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to think of food

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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blindness

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!