The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!