The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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i love to make shit brix

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!