The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!