- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power of being negative all the time.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to break bones at will.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to touch your toes

Vanilla scented blood

The power to obey gravity

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

anything Aquaman does

the power to stop masturbating every day

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

Pointless Super Powers