- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to get married

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

open up pickles glass

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers