- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

anything Aquaman does

The power to not finish your....

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to wish you had a power

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

Pointless Super Powers