The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!