- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to die on command.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

the power to transform into Kanye West

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

the power to orgasm with your mind

The ability to get up from the couch.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

Pointless Super Powers