The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!