The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!